"Mr. President, Fox is urging that you sign an Executive Order temporarily banning flights
from Ebola endemic areas for the safety of the American people."
"Fox! It figures. People have a right to travel and, besides, they'd just come thru Canada or
Mexico or...the Duchy of Grand Fenwick. By the way, any country reporting any new
"Yes, sir. Israel."
"Hmm, anyone see where I left my pen."
[On July 22, 2014, the FAA banned US flights into or out of Tel Aviv's Ben Gurion airport for the 'safety of the traveling public' when a single rocket exploded one mile from the airport.]