Having just learned that an obscure Defense Department clerk had located a few boxes of ammo left over from America's successful incursions in Southeast Asia and the Middle East, several of the country's leading military and political leaders were meeting secretly to decide what to do with the left over ammo so that it wouldn't go to waste,
"Let's see now, is there one area in the world where we have no strategic interest, where the chances of success border on nil, and where, if we're lucky, there's a small chance that we can be involved in major hostilities with the world's only other super power?"
"Hmm...wait! I think I know!"
[Praise the Pirogi and pass the ammunition, or, when does it ever end?]